Xico doesn't have a carrier pigeon, but he does his best: It takes one business day; it leaves here today and will be there tomorrow. Fast, but no rush to the capital (yet).

Yes. And proud of it. Everything made in the middle of the plains, with grapes from the region and using local methods. No cheap wine from the "trade" industry.

Look, these are from Aunt and Great-Aunt. And like any good Alentejo aunt, they insist that the cheese be made by hand and with time. No rush.

You can. But first tell me what went wrong — Xico likes to learn. If it's really necessary, we'll handle the refund tactfully and fairly.

Sure! Just say it's a gift, and Xico will wrap it with care (and without putting a receipt inside, of course).

Send a message, a smoke signal, or a beep on WhatsApp. Xico always replies. Either him, or Teresa, who's faster on the keyboard.